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MYSTERY: Book of Mormon Musical Strangely Unpopular with African LDSaints
"Yeah, so it turns out there are lots and lots of African Mormons," Parker said. Nairobi -- After enjoying historic success in the United...
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Jan 27, 20231 min read
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New Evidence Shows Mahonri Moriancumr's Middle Name as "Jingleheimer"
A solemn new respect, and pity, has been found for the Book of Mormon prophet. Provo, UT -- Researchers at Brigham Young University in...
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Jan 27, 20231 min read
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Scholars Believe BoM Word "Ziff" a mistranslation of King Noah's Preferred Pronoun
"All Hail King Noah (Ziff/Zerr)!" Land of First Inheritance -- Newly discovered documents have aided researchers in concluding that the...
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Jan 27, 20231 min read
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City of Enoch Downloads TikTok, Changes Mind About Reuniting with Earth
"On second thought," Enoch said. "We think Earth needs some more time." After recently gaining access to TikTok, the City of Enoch has...
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Jan 27, 20231 min read
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Gadianton Robbers Disgusted by US Congress
In a recent tour, one Robber said, "It's the dishonesty that is repulsive." Another said: "Were they unloved as children? What makes...
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Dec 31, 20222 min read
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New Joseph Smith Papers Reveal Mahonri Moriancumr's Middle Name as "Jingleheimer"
A solemn new respect, and pity, has been found for the Book of Mormon prophet. Provo, UT -- Researchers at Brigham Young University in...
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Dec 30, 20221 min read
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