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jonahrbarnes

Jan 27, 20231 min read

Scholars Believe BoM Word "Ziff" a mistranslation of King Noah's Preferred Pronoun

"All Hail King Noah (Ziff/Zerr)!" Land of First Inheritance -- Newly discovered documents have aided researchers in concluding that the...

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jonahrbarnes

Jan 27, 20231 min read

City of Enoch Downloads TikTok, Changes Mind About Reuniting with Earth

"On second thought," Enoch said. "We think Earth needs some more time." After recently gaining access to TikTok, the City of Enoch has...

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jonahrbarnes

Dec 31, 20222 min read

Gadianton Robbers Disgusted by US Congress

In a recent tour, one Robber said, "It's the dishonesty that is repulsive." Another said: "Were they unloved as children? What makes...

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